Inzamam-ul-Haq Chases Spectator with Bat
India vs Pakistan
1997-09-14
Inzamam-ul-Haq stormed into the crowd with his bat after being heckled by a spectator in Toronto.
Nathan Astle scored the fastest double century in Test history in just 153 balls, turning an impossible chase into cricket's most entertaining assault on bowling.
Nathan Astle was a middle-order batsman of considerable talent who had served New Zealand with distinction without ever becoming the subject of genuinely hyperbolic praise. He was good, consistently good, occasionally excellent — but his name was not typically invoked when conversations turned to the greatest batsmen of his era. That was about to change permanently, in the most unlikely circumstances, for the most unlikely reason.
The 2002 Test series against England at Christchurch's Lancaster Park began as a fairly conventional contest. England, under Nasser Hussain, were a competitive side with bowlers including Andrew Caddick and Darren Gough capable of dismantling any batting order. New Zealand batted first and were dismissed for 147, which was not encouraging. England replied with 228, a modest lead. The match appeared to be heading toward an England win with little drama.
When New Zealand were asked to follow on, the match seemed over as a contest. The target — 550 — was in territory that simply does not get chased in Test cricket. Nobody had scored 550 in the fourth innings, nobody had come close, and the conditions at Lancaster Park that day offered nothing that suggested records were about to be shattered. Nathan Astle walked to the crease as New Zealand's innings was wobbling, and apparently decided that context was irrelevant.
New Zealand were following on and gradually losing wickets when Astle arrived at the crease. The match was, by all normal analysis, already over — England needed wickets, not runs, and the only question was how quickly the innings would end. Astle's approach to this situation was to treat it as an invitation rather than a sentence.
What followed in the first phase of his innings was recognizable Test batting — boundaries interspersed with more cautious periods, accumulation mixed with aggression. There was nothing to indicate what was coming. Astle later said that at some point during his innings he simply decided to hit every ball, to bat without fear of consequences in a match where the consequences were already clear. The only way to make the situation interesting was to make it impossible.
England's bowlers, who had begun the innings with routine professionalism, found themselves increasingly baffled as Astle's scoring rate escalated. Hussain tried every bowler, adjusted his field repeatedly, and then adjusted it again as Astle hit the ball to parts of the ground the fielders had just vacated. The field placements that would contain a normal batsman simply did not apply to someone who was apparently choosing where to hit the ball and hitting it there.
Set an impossible target of 550 to win by England in Christchurch in 2002, New Zealand were dead and buried. The match was heading for a tame draw or a comfortable England win. Nobody in the New Zealand dressing room was thinking about victory — they were thinking about how to survive, or possibly what they were going to have for dinner. Then Nathan Astle walked in and decided to treat Test cricket like a video game with all the difficulty settings turned off.
Astle launched an extraordinary assault that saw him smash 222 off just 168 balls, with 28 fours and 11 sixes. His double century came off just 153 balls — the fastest in Test history and a record that still stands over two decades later. He didn't just hit the ball — he launched it into orbit, finding parts of the ground that hadn't seen a cricket ball since the venue was built. Fielders were stationed at conventional positions that suddenly seemed laughably inadequate, like trying to stop a flood with an umbrella.
England captain Nasser Hussain had no idea where to put his fielders because no batsman had ever played like this in a Test match. He tried deep fielders — Astle hit it over them. He tried close fielders — Astle hit it between them. He tried mid-off — Astle hit it to long-on. He tried long-on — Astle hit it to mid-off. Hussain's field placements became increasingly desperate, resembling a game of chess where one player had replaced all their pieces with kings.
The innings was equal parts brilliant and hilarious — England's bowlers looked like they were bowling in an optional nets session, and Hussain's increasingly frantic field changes made him look like a man trying to plug holes in a dam with his fingers while new holes were appearing faster than he could move. Astle eventually fell for 222, and New Zealand lost the match by 98 runs, but nobody cared about the result. They'd witnessed something that wasn't supposed to be possible in Test cricket — and it still makes everyone who watches the highlights shake their head and laugh in disbelief.
Astle begins his innings conventionally as New Zealand follow on, 402 runs behind with no chance of winning
Halfway through his innings, Astle's scoring rate escalates dramatically — he begins hitting every delivery as if the match is a T20 final
His century comes at a rapid pace; the double century record is now within range and Astle accelerates further rather than consolidating
Astle reaches 200 from 153 balls — the fastest double century in Test history, smashing the previous record by a wide margin
England captain Nasser Hussain tries every bowler and field combination as his options are systematically destroyed; the field resembles a map drawn by someone experiencing great stress
Astle is finally dismissed for 222 from 168 balls with 28 fours and 11 sixes; New Zealand lose by 98 runs but the result is almost beside the point
March 2002, Day 1
New Zealand dismissed for 147 in the first innings; England take a commanding position
March 2002, Day 2
England score 228; New Zealand asked to follow on, needing to bat out the match or score an impossible 550 to win
March 2002, Day 3
Astle arrives at the crease in the follow-on; begins conventionally before deciding to attack everything
March 2002, Day 3 afternoon
Astle reaches his century at rapid pace; scoring rate accelerates; England lose their field placements one by one
March 2002, Day 3 late
Astle reaches 200 from 153 balls, breaking the record for the fastest double century in Test history
March 2002, Day 4
Astle dismissed for 222 from 168 balls (28 fours, 11 sixes); New Zealand lose by 98 runs but Astle's innings is all anyone discusses
“I just decided to hit everything. We couldn't win, we might as well try to make it interesting. I don't think I've ever batted quite like that and I'm not sure I could do it again.”
“We had no idea where to bowl at him. We tried everything. Short, full, wide, straight — he hit all of it. I genuinely didn't know what to do next.”
“It was extraordinary. In all my years watching and playing cricket, I have never seen an innings remotely like it. He was playing a different game from everyone else.”
New Zealand lost the match by 98 runs, following on and failing to set England any meaningful target despite Astle's astonishing efforts. In terms of result, nothing had changed — England won comfortably and the series continued. But the highlight packages from the Christchurch Test were dominated almost entirely by Astle's innings, and within days it had been recognised as one of Test cricket's most extraordinary batting performances.
Nasser Hussain was gracious in defeat, acknowledging that he had never seen anything like Astle's innings and had run out of ideas for how to contain it. England's bowlers were philosophical — they had been good enough to bowl New Zealand out twice, just not quite good enough to dismiss one man who had decided that normal rules didn't apply that afternoon.
Astle turned an inevitable defeat into the most entertaining innings in Test history. He played a T20 innings two decades before T20 was invented.
The record for the fastest double century in Test history — 153 balls — still belongs to Astle over two decades later. Several batsmen have approached it but none have beaten it, which is remarkable given how T20 cricket has transformed batting technique and attacking intent throughout the sport. Astle's record predates T20 entirely, making it the work of a man who was simply playing a different game from everyone else in the same match.
The innings permanently elevated Astle's standing in cricket history and changed how people discussed his career. A player who had been "good, consistently good" was now the holder of one of the sport's most significant records, achieved in the most improbable setting possible. It is perhaps cricket's greatest argument for hitting the ball hard when you have nothing to lose.
India vs Pakistan
1997-09-14
Inzamam-ul-Haq stormed into the crowd with his bat after being heckled by a spectator in Toronto.
Various
2003-02-01
New Zealand umpire Billy Bowden became famous for his flamboyant, theatrical umpiring style including his signature 'crooked finger of doom' dismissal.
England vs West Indies
1986-07-03
After Greg Thomas told Viv Richards he'd missed the ball, Richards smashed the next delivery out of the ground and told Thomas to go find it.