Funny Incidents

Frank Allan — 'Bowler of the Century' Misses the First Test, 1877

1877-03-13Australia vs EnglandFirst Test, Melbourne, 15-19 March 18772 min readSeverity: Moderate

Summary

Frank Allan of Victoria, hailed by W.G. Grace and others as 'the bowler of the century', sent a telegram two days before the first Test telling the selectors he could not play because it was carnival week in Warrnambool and his friends were in town. He never played in the inaugural Test and ended up with a single Test cap two years later.

Background

Allan had been recognised as a great bowler since his intercolonial debut for Victoria in 1869. He was a slim, tall left-armer with a bowling action ahead of his time, capable of moving the ball both ways at medium pace.

Build-Up

Allan was named in the original All-Australian XI for Melbourne. The trip from Warrnambool to Melbourne was a long one in 1877. The Warrnambool Show — the regional carnival week — fell on the same dates as the Test.

What Happened

Allan was 27, a Crown Lands officer at Warrnambool in western Victoria, and the most feared bowler in the colonies. He was a left-arm medium-pacer with a peculiar swerve, and his career analysis at intercolonial level — 83 wickets at 11.98 — would be the equal of any contemporary. He had agreed to play for Australia in March 1877, but two days before the start sent a telegram saying he had to remain in Warrnambool because it was carnival week and 'I expect to meet many friends I have not seen for a long time'. The selectors, dismayed, replaced him at the last moment with the Tasmanian Tom Kendall, who took 7/55 and won the match. Allan eventually made his only Test appearance in January 1879 against Lord Harris's tourists, taking 4/80. W.G. Grace later said Allan was the most difficult bowler he ever faced. The Warrnambool excuse — possibly the most genteel withdrawal in Test history — has remained a quirk of cricket folklore.

Key Moments

1

Allan named in XI for first Test

2

Two days before, sends telegram withdrawing

3

Kendall called up as replacement; takes 7/55 to win match

4

Allan plays only Test in Jan 1879, takes 4/80

5

W.G. Grace later calls him 'most difficult bowler I ever faced'

Timeline

Dec 1849

Born in Geelong, Victoria

1869

Intercolonial debut for Victoria

13 Mar 1877

Sends telegram withdrawing from first Test

Jan 1879

Only Test cap; 4/80 vs Lord Harris's England

Feb 1917

Dies in Warrnambool, aged 67

Notable Quotes

I was on a visit to Warrnambool, where the show was on, and I did not feel inclined to leave my friends.

Frank Allan, on missing the first Test

Frank Allan was the first of the long line of great Australian bowlers.

Wisden retrospective on Allan

Aftermath

Allan toured England with the 1878 Australian side but bowled little; injuries and a temperate disposition limited his Test career to the single 1879 fixture. He returned to public service at Warrnambool, lived to 67, and died there in 1917.

⚖️ The Verdict

One of the strangest withdrawals in Test history. Allan ducked the inaugural Test for the Warrnambool carnival; the selectors found Kendall, who took 7/55 to win the match.

Legacy & Impact

Allan is the prototype of the great bowler with a tiny Test record. His 'bowler of the century' tag, given by Wisden and several contemporaries, sits oddly with his 4-wicket Test career. The Warrnambool withdrawal remains a Test trivia favourite.

Frequently Asked Questions

Was Allan really called 'the bowler of the century'?
Yes — the phrase appears in W.G. Grace's reminiscences and in Wisden's retrospective writings on the 1870s.
Did he ever play a Test in England?
No. He toured England in 1878 but bowled little and was not picked for any Test on the tour.

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