Inzamam-ul-Haq Chases Spectator with Bat
India vs Pakistan
1997-09-14
Inzamam-ul-Haq stormed into the crowd with his bat after being heckled by a spectator in Toronto.
Just days after Yuvraj Singh's six sixes, Dimitri Mascarenhas hit five sixes off one Yuvraj Singh over in an ODI, in a delicious irony that cricket fans loved.
The summer of 2007 was cricket's year of the six. In September of that year, two extraordinary six-hitting feats occurred within weeks of each other, connected by the person of Yuvraj Singh in ways that the cricket gods had clearly planned with considerable care. First, Yuvraj hit Stuart Broad for six sixes in an over at the T20 World Cup in Durban — one of the most extraordinary individual batting performances in the game's history. Then, in the subsequent NatWest Series at The Oval, Yuvraj found himself on the receiving end of five sixes in a single over, delivered by an England all-rounder that the cricket world had largely forgotten to take seriously.
Dimitri Mascarenhas was a capable, uncelebrated England all-rounder — born in England to Sri Lankan parents, a useful seamer for Hampshire and a lower-order batsman who could hit the ball hard when required. He was not, in anyone's pre-match assessment, the person who was going to have a significant impact on a major international match. He was the kind of player who makes up the numbers and occasionally does something useful; he was not the kind of player who rewrites the match narrative in a single over.
The NatWest Series match at The Oval was heading towards a routine India win when Mascarenhas came to the crease with England requiring something extraordinary. What he provided was, by any measure, extraordinary — and the fact that he did it specifically to Yuvraj, specifically in 2007, specifically weeks after the Broad incident, elevated it from a cricket moment to a piece of cosmic comedy.
England were in trouble in the final over of their innings, needing a substantial amount off the last six balls to give themselves a chance. Mascarenhas was batting, Yuvraj was bowling his left-arm spin, and the match appeared to be heading in one direction. The numbers didn't make sense for England. The situation didn't make sense for England. The choice of bowler was, with hindsight, the universe preparing a punchline.
What happened next defied all pre-match analysis, all on-the-day analysis, and the specific personal history of the man bowling. Mascarenhas launched five of the six deliveries for six — not in the classic slog-sweep or heave, but in the clean, confident hitting of a batsman who had suddenly found the perfect timing for a particular type of bowling in a particular situation. The ball left the bat with authority, cleared the boundary with ease, and landed in the crowd with the kind of regularity that suggested a plan rather than fortune.
Yuvraj's face during this over became a short film in itself — a progression through phases of disbelief that mapped perfectly onto his feelings about the situation. He had, two weeks earlier, been on the other side of exactly this experience. He had watched Stuart Broad's face go through its own phases of disbelief as he took six sixes. Now, at The Oval, with the cricket world watching and absolutely noting the irony, the roles were reversed.
The cricket world was still buzzing about Yuvraj Singh's six sixes off Stuart Broad in the 2007 T20 World Cup when karma decided to make a personal appearance wearing an England kit. In the subsequent ODI series between England and India at The Oval, Dimitri Mascarenhas — of all people — smashed Yuvraj himself for five sixes in a single over. The universe's sense of humor was functioning perfectly.
The irony was delicious. Yuvraj, who had just days earlier demolished Broad for 36 runs in an over, was now on the receiving end of almost identical treatment. Mascarenhas, a solid but largely unheralded all-rounder whose career highlight was being Hampshire's best player (an achievement roughly equivalent to being the tallest building in a village), launched Yuvraj's left-arm spin to all parts of The Oval. Five of the six balls went for six, with the other being a dot ball — one ball's difference from matching Yuvraj's record.
The expressions were priceless — Yuvraj looked like a man who'd just learned what his own medicine tasted like, and it was bitter. His face cycled through several stages of disbelief, as if the universe was playing a practical joke that only he couldn't see the humor in. Meanwhile, Mascarenhas celebrated with the bemused air of a man who couldn't quite believe what he was doing, which was fair enough because nobody else could believe it either.
The commentary team couldn't stop referencing the Broad incident, drawing parallels with the glee of people who had been waiting for exactly this kind of cosmic justice. Cricket, as they say, is a great leveller, and this was the proof — served up in The Oval's south London sunshine.
First six: Mascarenhas connects cleanly — the crowd at The Oval begins to pay attention
Second and third sixes: the commentators start drawing the inevitable comparisons to Yuvraj's Durban over
Fourth six: Yuvraj's expression shifts from concentration to something approaching existential bewilderment
Fifth six: bedlam in the England dressing room; the match has turned on its head; Yuvraj stares at the ground
One dot ball in the over — the single ball that prevented Mascarenhas from matching Yuvraj's record exactly, which felt like the universe exercising editorial restraint
England win the match — Mascarenhas walks off having delivered one of the great lower-order batting performances in ODI history, against the man least expecting it
19 September 2007
Yuvraj Singh hits Stuart Broad for six sixes in the T20 World Cup in Durban — the cricket world is stunned
Early September 2007
NatWest Series between England and India begins — the same two squads face off in ODI format
5 September 2007
England vs India, 4th ODI at The Oval — England require a miracle in the final over
Final over
Mascarenhas faces Yuvraj, hits five sixes in the over, England win — the cricket world immediately notes the irony
Post-match
Comparison compilations appear on early cricket YouTube channels; the 2007 six-hitting narrative is complete
2007 onwards
The Mascarenhas over becomes permanently attached to discussions of the Yuvraj six-sixes — the other half of 2007's great six-hitting story
“I just kept hitting them. I don't know what happened. Everything seemed to go right.”
“The irony was obvious. Everyone felt it. Even Yuvraj, I think, could see the funny side eventually.”
“Cricket has a way of levelling people. Yuvraj had done it to Broad, and now it was happening to Yuvraj. That's the game.”
“Mascarenhas probably had more impact in that one over than in the rest of his England career combined. Cricket is strange like that.”
Mascarenhas's five sixes became the defining moment of his international career — a fact that he accepted with good grace, given that the defining moment in question was genuinely spectacular. He continued playing for England and Hampshire but nothing else in his career approached the cosmic significance of that Oval over.
Yuvraj, for his part, took the karmic hit with the composure of someone who had, two weeks earlier, done exactly this to Stuart Broad. He could hardly complain about the universe maintaining its accounting. The Broad incident had made Yuvraj a global cricketing hero; the Mascarenhas over reminded him, and everyone else, that cricket is an equaliser.
Cricket's karma works fast. Yuvraj went from six-hitting hero to six-conceding villain in a matter of days.
The Mascarenhas over became one of 2007's defining cricket stories — and 2007 was cricket's most remarkable year for six-hitting. Sandwiched between Yuvraj's six sixes and various other remarkable hitting feats, the Mascarenhas over demonstrated that the universe has a sense of humor and a commitment to irony that cricket fans deeply appreciate.
It also gave Dimitri Mascarenhas an immortality that his career statistics alone would not have provided. He is remembered not for his bowling average or his county cricket record but for five deliveries in a September evening at The Oval — five deliveries that landed in the stands and in cricket history simultaneously. In the great ledger of cosmic cricket justice, 2007 was the year it balanced itself.
India vs Pakistan
1997-09-14
Inzamam-ul-Haq stormed into the crowd with his bat after being heckled by a spectator in Toronto.
Various
2003-02-01
New Zealand umpire Billy Bowden became famous for his flamboyant, theatrical umpiring style including his signature 'crooked finger of doom' dismissal.
England vs West Indies
1986-07-03
After Greg Thomas told Viv Richards he'd missed the ball, Richards smashed the next delivery out of the ground and told Thomas to go find it.