Australia won the toss and were dismissed for 63 on a damp Oval pitch, Dick Barlow taking 5 for 19 and Ted Peate 4 for 31. England replied with 101, a slim lead of 38, before Hugh Massie tore into the bowling on the second morning with a 55-ball 55 that dragged Australia to 122 second time around. England needed only 85.
The chase began calmly. WG Grace made a stylish 32 and the score reached 51 for 2 with Ulyett, Lucas and Lyttelton still to come. Then Spofforth, by his own later account, walked back to his mark muttering 'this thing can be done' and bowled what may be the most psychologically loaded spell in 19th-century cricket. Working in tandem with Harry Boyle, he ran through the middle order with a mixture of cutters and changes of pace on a pitch that was now drying. Wickets fell in clusters; the crowd of around 20,000 grew almost silent as England slid from 51/2 to 75/8.
With ten still wanted and the last two batsmen at the crease — number 11 Ted Peate and the Cambridge amateur CT Studd, then arguably the finest amateur batsman in England — Peate took the strike. He swiped a Boyle delivery to leg for two, played and missed at the next, then swung again and was bowled. England 77 all out; Australia had won by 7 runs. When Peate was upbraided for not trusting his celebrated partner he is supposed to have replied, 'I couldn't trust Mr Studd' — Studd had been padded up but unaccountably left lower in the order.
Four days later, on 2 September 1882, the satirical magazine The Sporting Times printed a single-paragraph mock obituary written by Reginald Shirley Brooks under the pen-name 'Bloobs', borrowing the conventions of a Victorian death notice. The English cricket team, it announced, had died at The Oval on 29 August; the body would be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The joke caught — first in pavilion bars and music halls, then in the press — and within months the next England tour to Australia was being framed as a quest to 'recover the Ashes.'